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We're not going to pretend there's a deeper meaning here, because there isn't one — you either think this is the funniest thing you've seen all week, or you're already regretting clicking on this product page. Both reactions are valid. Both reactions are why we made this shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eCaution: \u003c\/strong\u003eSide effects include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebuying a $40 disc \"because it's the good plastic\" and then losing it in a pond within the hour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emay cause former hookup app matches to slide back into your DMs based on the acronym alone, only to be devastated by the fine print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand wearing this shirt does not make you good at frisbee. 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Then \"freaking\" shows up dead center like it wasn't invited and isn't leaving, and suddenly the whole shirt has a personality. It's enthusiasm with a little bit of attitude, agreement with a little bit of chaos. Buy this shirt and let your yes come with commentary from now on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eCautions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEnthusiasm level is not adjustable, it comes factory-set to 'obviously'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis shirt has agreed to things on your behalf without consulting you first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eDo not wear while trying to say no to anything, it will not work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47647852691587,"sku":"19069446052657358624","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47647852724355,"sku":"11038981548917714525","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ S","offer_id":47647852757123,"sku":"30188664686730665454","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47647852789891,"sku":"19286190403305938052","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47647852822659,"sku":"19794177207739003669","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ M","offer_id":47647852855427,"sku":"71417044878626413578","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47647852888195,"sku":"20726257089588838473","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47647852920963,"sku":"40350267801274935226","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ L","offer_id":47647852953731,"sku":"13023126306496371738","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47647852986499,"sku":"78238698255896904803","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47647853019267,"sku":"62242770232569583601","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":47647853052035,"sku":"52944024562256957621","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47647853084803,"sku":"27716083773143208755","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47647853117571,"sku":"33420612714562152719","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47647853150339,"sku":"10310280125476587806","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47647853183107,"sku":"52229781383825043918","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47647853215875,"sku":"19804047361642637838","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/9999\/2451\/files\/3167571986461450934_2048.jpg?v=1784658686"},{"product_id":"gen-x-shirt","title":"Gen X shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBefore all you sissies were born, we were already outside till the streetlights came on, drinking from a garden hose, and surviving on zero seatbelts and even less supervision. 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