{"title":"The Disgraced collection","description":"\u003cblockquote dir=\"auto\" class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-[hsl(var(--border-300)\/0.1)] pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery design here used to have a home on the back of your shirt — quiet, mysterious, making you turn around to double check what you just saw. Not anymore. These are the designs that got caught, called out, and demoted straight to the front row. No hiding. No plausible deniability. Just mid AF energy, right in everyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"abso-freaking-lutely","title":"Abso-freaking-lutely","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSome words just don't hit hard enough on their own, and \"absolutely\" was never going to cut it by itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe cursive font says elegant, refined, maybe even a little bit fancy. Then \"freaking\" shows up dead center like it wasn't invited and isn't leaving, and suddenly the whole shirt has a personality. It's enthusiasm with a little bit of attitude, agreement with a little bit of chaos. Buy this shirt and let your yes come with commentary from now on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eCautions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEnthusiasm level is not adjustable, it comes factory-set to 'obviously'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis shirt has agreed to things on your behalf without consulting you first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eDo not wear while trying to say no to anything, it will not work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47647852691587,"sku":"19069446052657358624","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47647852724355,"sku":"11038981548917714525","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ S","offer_id":47647852757123,"sku":"30188664686730665454","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47647852789891,"sku":"19286190403305938052","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47647852822659,"sku":"19794177207739003669","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ M","offer_id":47647852855427,"sku":"71417044878626413578","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47647852888195,"sku":"20726257089588838473","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47647852920963,"sku":"40350267801274935226","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ L","offer_id":47647852953731,"sku":"13023126306496371738","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47647852986499,"sku":"78238698255896904803","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47647853019267,"sku":"62242770232569583601","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":47647853052035,"sku":"52944024562256957621","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47647853084803,"sku":"27716083773143208755","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47647853117571,"sku":"33420612714562152719","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47647853150339,"sku":"10310280125476587806","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47647853183107,"sku":"52229781383825043918","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47647853215875,"sku":"19804047361642637838","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/9999\/2451\/files\/3167571986461450934_2048.jpg?v=1784658686"},{"product_id":"front-man-i-love-frisbee-tee","title":"Man I Love Frisbee Tee -Disgraced Edition","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWe're not going to apologize for the bait and switch. You clicked because you thought it was one thing, and now you're standing here reading about frisbees. That's called marketing. That's called art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eM.I.L.F. Man I Love Frisbee. That's it. That's the shirt. We're not going to pretend there's a deeper meaning here, because there isn't one — you either think this is the funniest thing you've seen all week, or you're already regretting clicking on this product page. Both reactions are valid. Both reactions are why we made this shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⚠️ Caution: Side effects include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ebuying a $40 disc \"because it's the good plastic\" and then losing it in a pond within the hour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003emay cause former hookup app matches to slide back into your DMs based on the acronym alone, only to be devastated by the fine print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eand wearing this shirt does not make you good at frisbee. We just want to be clear about that upfront.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47679417155715,"sku":"32882121828646900168","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":47679417188483,"sku":"16627672787057615774","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47679417221251,"sku":"79691809623368539412","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47679417254019,"sku":"23671545408785413652","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":47679417286787,"sku":"14833129466617501606","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47679417319555,"sku":"50572121517030050648","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47679417352323,"sku":"78121684595677931522","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":47679417385091,"sku":"99167212751669335019","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47679417417859,"sku":"21590149110671707860","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47679417450627,"sku":"24810730896434392581","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":47679417483395,"sku":"33064946449991261920","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47679417516163,"sku":"19270082198964591784","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47679417548931,"sku":"25186975281132959024","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":47679417581699,"sku":"18972006179760395725","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47679417614467,"sku":"25413408438565546346","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":47679417647235,"sku":"25176200022334530834","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47679417680003,"sku":"19698763212097463299","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 4XL","offer_id":47679417712771,"sku":"32252518805033831944","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/9999\/2451\/files\/7568220741567404519_2048.jpg?v=1784926608"},{"product_id":"terrified-of-shirtless-cowboys-tee-disgraced-edition","title":"Terrified of shirtless cowboys Tee - Disgraced Edition","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGhosts are fine, actually. Vampires, mostly manageable. A shirtless cowboy, though? Hard pass. Nightmare fuel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's giving unbothered by conventional horror, deeply unsettled by rugged Americana, and somehow that combination works better than it has any right to. Wear this on Halloween and let everyone know exactly which costume is going to make you leave the party early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⚠️ Cautions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThis fear is valid, documented, and now permanently printed on the front for everyone to see\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not wear to a country line dancing event, risk of exposure is too high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWearer's loyalty cannot be guaranteed once a 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Do not let the cutesy colors fool you. Do not let the quiet font fool you. Do not let anything about this fool you, because that is precisely what the shirt is about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShe already knows. Now so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⚠️ Cautions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eYes, the shirt has a typo. No, we will not be taking questions about it. 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