{"product_id":"gen-x-shirt","title":"Gen X shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBefore all you sissies were born, we were already outside till the streetlights came on, drinking from a garden hose, and surviving on zero seatbelts and even less supervision. Generation X didn't need trigger warnings — we needed our parents to remember to pick us up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis shirt isn't for participation trophies. It's for the generation that grew up latchkey, came back button-first through a screen door, and turned out just fine (debatable, but we're still here). Wear it if you know exactly what it means to be told \"go outside and don't come back till dark.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⚠️ Side effects may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eunprompted stories about how things were different back in your day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ean inability to explain what a mixtape actually took to make\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003epeople half your age asking what \"before all you sissies were born\" is supposed to mean, and you not having the patience to explain it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47649035223171,"sku":"21872723030718362412","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47649035255939,"sku":"10675018546278677056","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47649035288707,"sku":"10932037591164077384","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47649035321475,"sku":"30064304520783271739","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47649035354243,"sku":"12591997645581308294","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/9999\/2451\/files\/14818516920292707128_2048.jpg?v=1784673102","url":"https:\/\/midafmerch.com\/products\/gen-x-shirt","provider":"Mid and Funny Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}