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I’m going to go look at plants.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBasic Colors for Complex Brains:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe kept the palette simple because making decisions is hard. 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