{"product_id":"the-yes-mommy-customizable-t-shirt","title":"THE Yes Mommy customizable T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSome shirts say a lot about who you are. This one says everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA customizable tee for the person in your life who has you completely, utterly, and embarrassingly wrapped around their finger. Swap out the placeholder for a photo of your mommy, slap it on the back, and wear your loyalty like the badge of honor it absolutely is. No shame. No hesitation. Just full commitment to the bit, printed on the back of a T-shirt for everyone behind you to witness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eDedication looks good on you. Allegedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCautions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThis shirt is customizable with an image of YOUR mommy. Not your mother. Do not put your mother on this shirt. She does not need to know this word exists in this context.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIf you did put your actual mother on this shirt, get on your knees and apologize immediately. To your mommy. Not your mom. Again, different.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSide effects may include losing all remaining dignity and gaining something much better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNot responsible for the conversations this starts, only the ones it ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSorry mommy.\u003c\/em\u003e 🪿\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47358967840899,"sku":"15577197504336221332","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47358967873667,"sku":"20172399285868818246","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47358967906435,"sku":"17630391570699235057","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47358967939203,"sku":"10244413041492869519","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47358967971971,"sku":"15280562351712318607","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47358968004739,"sku":"10421670780097247434","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47358968037507,"sku":"81399813687204669721","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47358968070275,"sku":"30412267919110759787","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47358968103043,"sku":"28571932760986977553","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47358968135811,"sku":"12823707513312298792","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/9999\/2451\/files\/2807149722903507987_2048.jpg?v=1782490826","url":"https:\/\/midafmerch.com\/products\/the-yes-mommy-customizable-t-shirt","provider":"Mid and Funny Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}