I Am Done Buying Money Tee

I Am Done Buying Money Tee

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$27.00
$27.00
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  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
  • I Am Done Buying Money Tee
I Am Done Buying Money Tee

I Am Done Buying Money Tee

$27.00
$27.00

Let’s be entirely real: currency is fake, capitalism is exhausting, and frankly, we are entirely done purchasing money with our labor just to hand it immediately to the iced coffee shop. We are opting out. The bank account is screaming, our dopamine receptors are fried, and the only logical response left is to laugh hysterically.

This shirt is for anyone who has ever stared at their banking app, saw a single-digit balance, and thought, "You know what? That’s a problem for future me. I’m going to go look at plants."

Basic Colors for Complex Brains:

We kept the palette simple because making decisions is hard. Choose your vibe:

  • White: Classic, clean, pristine (until you inevitably spill your treat-day iced coffee down the front).
  • Grey: The ultimate "lazy Sunday on a Tuesday" shade.
  • Blue: A nice, calming color to distract you from the existential dread.
  • Black: To match the dark void of your savings account.
  • Natural: Earthy, cutesy, and perfect for pretending you have your life together.

Stop buying money. Buy this shirt instead. (Girl math says it’s basically free anyway).

Why It’s Actually Good:

  • No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
  • Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
  • Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
  • OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.

The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions

We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:

  • Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
  • Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
  • Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
  • Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.
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