This shirt tells everyone exactly what you're bringing to the table before you even open your mouth, which is nothing. Absolutely nothing. A clean slate of disappointment, printed in a friendly pink font and worn proudly across your back.
This shirt is for the days when eye contact feels optional, small talk feels like a personality test you're failing in real time, and the lighting in this room is, objectively, too loud. Perfect for when you feel overstimulated and "fantastical."
This shirt is for anyone who has ever stared at their banking app, saw a single-digit balance, and thought, "You know what? That’s a problem for future me. I’m going to go look at plants." Stop buying money. Buy this shirt instead. (It's Girl Math)
