The Move Your Feet Lose Your Money Tee
Light Blue / S
$27.00
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$27.00
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The Move Your Feet Lose Your Money Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Philosophy is up to interpretation and so is this quote. Whatever it means to you, just wear it with confidence. George Washington was too busy crossing the Delaware to worry about your lack of hustle. If he were alive and mid today, he absolutely would have pinned this quote to his vision board. It's the ultimate motivational quote he definitely, absolutely, 100% said. (Don't Google it, just trust us).
With this shirt, you'll be looking as fine as America’s OG Daddy while making money moves. Cha-ching!
Caution: Do not add this epic quote to your US History paper.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.