Because life is too short to let your Aunt Karen project her repressed issues onto your outfit. Claim your constitutional right to look hot and unbothered.
"Let's not talk about it" has been your entire personality, your default setting, and your final answer for years now. This shirt already said the quiet part so you never have to.
You compliment strangers, listen during conversations, and know exactly how to fold a fitted sheet without a struggle. This shirt just says out loud what your ex's replacement is currently benefiting from.
This shirt is for anyone who has ever stared at their banking app, saw a single-digit balance, and thought, "You know what? That’s a problem for future me. I’m going to go look at plants." Stop buying money. Buy this shirt instead. (It's Girl Math)
Somewhere between the Constitutional Convention and your last impulse purchase, you decided this was the founding father wisdom worth keeping. With this shirt, you'll be looking as fine as America’s OG Daddy while making money moves. Cha-ching!
