Mid and Funny Merch

Let's be real: you probably have 5 out of 8 symptoms of ADHD according to a TikTok creator with a tiny microphone. And honestly, we love that for you. Whether you’re clinically diagnosed or TikTok certified Neurospicy, The Silly Goose Collection is your new safe space.

Consider this your formal invitation. After all, this merch is made for the autistically curious and easily distracted. We see you leaving a half-finished craft project in the closet for six months. We know your dopamine comes from chaos and iced coffee, because you literally need the bean juice to make the brain go brrrrrrrrr, Bestie.

You’re not alone in the chaos, either. We are a neurodivergent family, and a lot of this random weirdness came straight out of our actual family group chat. Don't judge us. Just embrace the peak "cute but a total menace" energy. It’s random, it’s sarcastic, it’s chaotically cutesy.

Best of all, we banned front logos because we can’t stand the feeling either. Every single design is printed on the back, on ultra-soft tees that won't make your skin crawl.

In a World Full of Ducks, Be a Goose on the Loose. HONK HONK, weirdos.

These weren't our idea. Someone came to us with a very specific vision, we made it real, and now we're letting everyone else in on it too. Every design in this collection started as a one-person request — a birthday, an inside joke, a bit that got out of hand — and earned its way into the shop. Mid AF, by popular demand (well, one person's demand, but still).

Every design here used to have a home on the back of your shirt — quiet, mysterious, making you turn around to double check what you just saw. Not anymore. These are the designs that got caught, called out, and demoted straight to the front row. No hiding. No plausible deniability. Just mid AF energy, right in everyone's face.

Welcome to your Hot Girl Summer era - and yes, that includes the boys - and anyone else currently sweating through their clothes. The front of these shirts says "I am sophisticated," but the back is pure, unhinged group chat at 2:00AM chaos.

It’s the perfect attire for disassociating while staring at fireworks, or explaining your entire life’s downward spiral to a distant aunt over a paper plate of lukewarm potato salad at the family BBQ.

Look, we’re not going to lie to you and call this a "curated lifestyle capsule." It’s our logo on a t-shirt. It’s soft, it’s breathable, and it covers your upper body just enough so you don’t get kicked out of a gas station. If your current personal aesthetic is “I technically got dressed today,” you have officially arrived at your destiny.