Here lies my motivation to get up this morning Tee
Navy / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Here lies my motivation to get up this morning Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
R.I.P. to whatever tiny spark once made you spring out of bed at a reasonable hour. It had a good run. It is survived by snooze button abuse, several unread alarms, and a body that treats the floor like lava until at least 9am.
This tombstone isn't a joke, it's a documented death. Wear it as a public service announcement so nobody has to ask why you're moving like this today. The grave is dug. The eulogy is written. It's right there on your back.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Side effects include hitting snooze four times, negotiating with your alarm, and losing every single time
- Do not wear before 10am. It will not be believable. It will just be true.
- Motivation may return briefly around 4:56pm, right before it's time to go to sleep again
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.