Here lies my motivation to get up this morning Tee
Navy / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Here lies my motivation to get up this morning Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Somewhere between the alarm going off and the third snooze, something died. Not the alarm. Not the phone. The motivation.
It didn't go quietly either, it fought hard against getting up, lost anyway, and now rests here in tombstone form on the back of a t-shirt. No flowers needed, no eulogy required beyond the one already carved in stone. Just a moment of silence for the version of you that thought today was going to be productive.
⚠️Cautions:
- Motivation is confirmed deceased, do not attempt resuscitation before 10am
- Grieving period may last the entire day, possibly longer
- Wearer is not legally required to be productive today, or possibly ever
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.