BOO! Go Away!
Black / XS
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
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BOO! Go Away!
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Some ghosts want to scare you. Some want a rose and your undivided attention. This one just wants everyone to leave, immediately, no further discussion.
There's no charm here, no spooky mystery, just a small spooky goosey in a sheet announcing its boundaries loud and clear. "Boo" isn't an invitation, it's a formality on the way to "go away." Direct, unbothered, and fully committed to being left alone.
⚠️Cautions:
- This shirt does not do small talk, and neither does the ghastly goose
- Side effects include being left alone, which was the entire point
- Wearer's patience for guests is already at zero and will not be increasing
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.