BOO! Go Away!
Black / XS
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
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BOO! Go Away!
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
He's not here to scare you. He's not here to trick or treat. He's not here to socialize in any capacity whatsoever. He's a goose, in a sheet, and he has exactly one request: leave him alone.
This is the official uniform of anyone who agreed to go to the Halloween party and immediately regretted it. No jokes. No small talk. No candy negotiations. Just a small, judgmental ghost goose expressing everyone's actual mood in one outfit.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Side effects include standing in a corner, avoiding eye contact, and leaving before 9pm
- Do not approach the wearer expecting a conversation. He warned you. It's on the shirt.
- Not liable for any social event this successfully ruins
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.