BOO! Said With Full Sexual Intent Tee
Black / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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BOO! Said With Full Sexual Intent Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Most ghosts just want to scare you. This one showed up with a rose and made it clear that's not really the goal here.
The "boo" up top is doing double duty, half Halloween greeting, half opening line, and the ghost knows exactly what it's doing holding that flower. It's spooky season with a wink attached, cute enough for the porch decorations and forward enough to make someone do a double take. Subtlety was never really the plan.
⚠️Cautions:
- Rose is symbolic, intent is not
- Do not wear if you're planning on being subtle this October
- This shirt has confidence issues, and by that we mean it has none
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.