BOO! Said With Full Sexual Intent Tee
Black / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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BOO! Said With Full Sexual Intent Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
It's not a scare tactic. It's a proposition. There's a very specific tone of voice that turns a one-syllable Halloween word into a full-on come-on, and this ghost has mastered it completely.
He brought a rose. He's translucent. He has never once been rejected, and honestly, at this point, why would he be? Wear this if you understand that the scariest thing about Halloween isn't the costumes, it's the confidence some people bring to a haunted house pickup line.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Side effects include unsolicited flirting from anything wearing a sheet
- Roses optional. Confidence, non-negotiable.
- Do not read this shirt out loud unless you're fully prepared to commit to the delivery
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.