Abso-freaking-lutely
White / S
$27.00
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$27.00
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Abso-freaking-lutely
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Some words just don't hit hard enough on their own, and "absolutely" was never going to cut it by itself.
The cursive font says elegant, refined, maybe even a little bit fancy. Then "freaking" shows up dead center like it wasn't invited and isn't leaving, and suddenly the whole shirt has a personality. It's enthusiasm with a little bit of attitude, agreement with a little bit of chaos. Buy this shirt and let your yes come with commentary from now on.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Enthusiasm level is not adjustable, it comes factory-set to 'obviously'
- This shirt has agreed to things on your behalf without consulting you first
- Do not wear while trying to say no to anything, it will not work.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.