Terrified of shirtless cowboys Tee
White / S
$27.00
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$27.00
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Terrified of shirtless cowboys Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Ghosts are fine, actually. Vampires, mostly manageable. A shirtless cowboy, though? Hard pass. Nightmare fuel.
It's giving unbothered by conventional horror, deeply unsettled by rugged Americana, and somehow that combination works better than it has any right to. Wear this on Halloween and let everyone know exactly which costume is going to make you leave the party early.
⚠️Cautions:
- This fear is valid, documented, and now permanently printed on your back
- Do not wear to a country line dancing event, risk of exposure is too high
- Wearer's loyalty cannot be guaranteed once a shirtless cowboy enters the room
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.