Terrified of hot cowgirls Tee
White / S
$27.00
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$27.00
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Terrified of hot cowgirls Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Ghosts are fine, actually. Vampires, mostly manageable. A hot cowgirl in actual boots, though? Different level of threat entirely.
It's giving unbothered by conventional horror, deeply unsettled by rugged Americana, and somehow that combination works better than it has any right to. Wear this on Halloween and let everyone behind you know exactly which costume is going to "ruin" your whole night.
⚠️ Cautions:
- This fear is valid, documented, and now permanently printed on the back for full disclosure
- Do not wear to a country line dancing event, risk of exposure is too high
- Wearer's composure cannot be guaranteed once boots and a hat enter the room
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.