BOO! Sweatshirt
S / Orange
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
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BOO! Sweatshirt
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
Most ghosts want to scare you. This one showed up with a rose, made its intentions very clear, and then got comfortable in a hoodie about it.
The "boo" up top is doing double duty, half Halloween greeting, half opening line, delivered from the comfort of a crewneck instead of a bedsheet situation. It's spooky season with a wink attached, cozy enough for a chilly October night and forward enough to make someone do a double take. Subtlety was never part of the plan here.
Cautions:
- This ghost has more game than most people at the Halloween party, and better layers
- This sweatshirt has confidence issues, and by that we mean it has none
- Do not wear if you're planning on being subtle this October
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.