dear person behind me Tee
Black / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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dear person behind me Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
The "dear person behind me" trend was supposed to be wholesome. Kind words, good vibes, maybe a compliment about your parking. This shirt read the assignment and decided to go a different direction entirely.
Congratulations on not being dead, that's the whole message, and somehow it's more comforting than half the actual encouragement out there. Low bar, sure, but you cleared it. Wear it as a backhanded pep talk for the person standing behind you in line, and let them wonder if it's a joke or a threat.
⚠️Cautions:
- Message may be read as either encouraging or a mild threat, results vary by reader
- This shirt has technically not lied to anyone
- Side effects include the person behind you taking several slow steps backward
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.