Gen X shirt

Black / S

$28.99

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Gen X shirt

$28.99

Before all you sissies were born, we were already outside till the streetlights came on, drinking from a garden hose, and surviving on zero seatbelts and even less supervision. Generation X didn't need trigger warnings — we needed our parents to remember to pick us up.

This shirt isn't for participation trophies. It's for the generation that grew up latchkey, came back button-first through a screen door, and turned out just fine (debatable, but we're still here). Wear it if you know exactly what it means to be told "go outside and don't come back till dark."

⚠️ Side effects may include:

unprompted stories about how things were different back in your day
an inability to explain what a mixtape actually took to make
people half your age asking what "before all you sissies were born" is supposed to mean, and you not having the patience to explain it

Why It’s Actually Good:

No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.

The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions

We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:

Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.

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