Move Your Feet Lose Your Money Tee
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$27.00
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Move Your Feet Lose Your Money Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Historians have spent centuries analyzing George Washington's letters, diaries, and military correspondence. None of that matters. This is his magnum opus.
"Move your feet, lose your money." Six words. Life-changing advice. Completely unverifiable. With this shirt, you'll be looking as fine as America's OG Daddy while making money moves. Cha-ching!
Perfect for anyone who passed exactly one semester of American history and came out knowing what really counts.
Cautions:
- Your history teacher cannot confirm this quote
- Wearing this shirt does not constitute a financial plan
- We are not responsible for any money lost while dancing, walking, or leaving your seat
- George Washington's estate has not endorsed this product but spiritually, he gets it
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.