Move Your Feet Lose Your Money Tee - Disgraced Edition

Why It’s Actually Good:

• No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
• Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
• Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
• OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.

The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions

We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:

• Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
• Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
• Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
• Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.