My toxic masculinity is about to show Tee - Disgraced Edition
White / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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My toxic masculinity is about to show Tee - Disgraced Edition
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Consider this shirt a courtesy announcement. A five second warning. A chance for everyone in the immediate vicinity to adjust their expectations and brace accordingly.
"My toxic masculinity is about to show" is not a threat. It is a schedule. A heads up written in the most delicate pink font possible, which somehow makes it so much worse for everyone reading it. Wear it with confidence. Wear it with zero self awareness. Wear it with the energy of someone who has never once been told to communicate their feelings and has absolutely no plans to start.
You tried to warn them. It is right there on the shirt.
⚠️Cautions:
- This shirt is a legally binding declaration of intent
- The pink font was chosen specifically so nobody could claim they did not see it coming
- Not responsible for unsolicited opinions, emotional unavailability, or the refusal to ask for directions that follows
- Side effects include leaving cabinet doors open, not texting back, and grilling things that did not need to be grilled
- If someone points at your shirt and says "same," marry them or run. There is no in between.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.