The Master Baiter Tee
Light Blue / S
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
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The Master Baiter Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
You are not mastering a career. You are not mastering your finances. You are barely mastering basic hygiene. But by god, you can put a worm on a hook like a absolute champion Master Baiter!
We printed this masterpiece across the back because true legends do not look back at the chaos they leave behind. Walk away with your head high and your hook loaded.
Caution: Do not wear this within 500 feet of a Bass Pro Shops unless you want to start an accidental cult. You might want avoid elementary schools as well.
Buy it today. Or continue being a disappointment. Your choice.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.