Ouija Board Sweatshirt
S / Orange
$45.00
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$45.00
Regular price
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Ouija Board Sweatshirt
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00
Regular price
This design doesn't ask if you believe in the spirit world, it assumes you've already made peace with it and moved on to logistics. And judging by where the planchette landed, the conversation's already over.
Full alphabet, full number line, yes and no clearly labeled for efficiency, because if you're going to contact the other side you might as well do it properly. The pointer's sitting right on "goodbye," which either means the session went great or it went very, very badly. It's spooky in the quiet, confident way, not the jump-scare way.
Cautions:
- The planchette already said goodbye, please respect its boundaries
- Wearer may be mistaken for someone who owns tarot cards, because they probably do
- Sweatshirt has stronger opinions about the afterlife than most of your relatives
- Might get you burned at the Stake but that's alright, you'll live
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.