THE Yes Mommy customizable T-Shirt
White / S
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
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THE Yes Mommy customizable T-Shirt
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
Some shirts say a lot about who you are. This one says everything.
A customizable tee for the person in your life who has you completely, utterly, and embarrassingly wrapped around their finger. Swap out the placeholder for a photo of your mommy, slap it on the back, and wear your loyalty like the badge of honor it absolutely is. No shame. No hesitation. Just full commitment to the bit, printed on the back of a T-shirt for everyone behind you to witness.
Dedication looks good on you. Allegedly.
Cautions:
- This shirt is customizable with an image of YOUR mommy. Not your mother. Do not put your mother on this shirt. She does not need to know this word exists in this context.
- If you did put your actual mother on this shirt, get on your knees and apologize immediately. To your mommy. Not your mom. Again, different.
- Side effects may include losing all remaining dignity and gaining something much better
- Not responsible for the conversations this starts, only the ones it ends
Sorry mommy. 🪿
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.