I am susceptible to peer pressure Tee
White / S
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
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I am susceptible to peer pressure Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Most people take years of therapy to get to this level of self-awareness. You just need this t-shirt.
Honest. Vulnerable. Deeply exploitable. This shirt skips the small talk and goes straight to the part where your friends already know exactly how to get you to do anything. And speaking of people getting you to do things, you should buy this shirt. Maybe even 3 of them, because why not? Everyone else has a cool shirt like this.
See you at checkout!
Cautions:
- Shirt may be used against you in a court of friend group opinion
- Anyone who sees this shirt now has explicit permission to peer pressure you and honestly that's on you
- Do not wear near a bar with a mechanical bull, a street vendor, or anyone who has ever said "come on, it'll be fun"
- Results are immediate and irreversible
- getting matching shirts for the whole friend group could end in disaster, but it would be worth it!
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.