The Peer Pressure Tee
The Peer Pressure Tee
We didn't pick this phrase. It picked us, mostly because we asked a friend "should we print this" and she said "yes" and we just went with it. That's the whole problem, really.
This shirt is for the person who has bought something at a kiosk because the guy was nice, joined a group chat they didn't want to be in, and said "I'm in" before anyone explained what "in" meant. You're not weak. You're just agreeable to a fault, and apparently that fault has a price tag now.
Printed on the back as a courtesy, mostly to the people standing behind you in line.
Caution: Do not wear this shirt to a car dealership. Do not wear this shirt around your friend who's "just asking everyone" to invest in her essential oils business. If someone says "everyone's doing it," walk away immediately, or better yet, just give up now and order two shirts.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.