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Just because I am a girl doesn't meant I am stupid Tee - Disgraced Edition
$27.00
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This shirt looks like it has nothing to say and then says exactly the right thing at exactly the right time, which, if you think about it, is the whole point. Do not let the cutesy colors fool you. Do not let the quiet font fool you. Do not let anything about this fool you, because that is precisely what the shirt is about.
She already knows. Now so do you.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Yes, the shirt has a typo. No, we will not be taking questions about it. Neither will she.
- Wearing this shirt does not require explaining. If someone asks, just point to your chest and keep walking.
- Not responsible for any egos that do not survive the encounter
- Machine washable. Opinions about girls, less so. Update yours.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.