Man I Love Frisbee Tee

White / S

$27.00

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Man I Love Frisbee Tee

$27.00

We're not going to apologize for the bait and switch. You clicked because you thought it was one thing, and now you're standing here reading about frisbees. That's called marketing. That's called art.

M.I.L.F. Man I Love Frisbee. That's it. That's the shirt. We're not going to pretend there's a deeper meaning here, because there isn't one — you either think this is the funniest thing you've seen all week, or you're already regretting clicking on this product page. Both reactions are valid. Both reactions are why we made this shirt.

⚠️ Caution: Side effects include:

buying a $40 disc "because it's the good plastic" and then losing it in a pond within the hour.
may cause former hookup app matches to slide back into your DMs based on the acronym alone, only to be devastated by the fine print.
and wearing this shirt does not make you good at frisbee. We just want to be clear about that upfront.

Why It’s Actually Good:

No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.

The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions

We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:

Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.