Ouija Board saying GOODBYE Tee
Dark Heather / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Ouija Board saying GOODBYE Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
This design doesn't ask if you believe in the spirit world, it assumes you've already made peace with it and moved on to logistics.
Full alphabet, full number line, yes and no clearly labeled for efficiency, because if you're going to contact the other side you might as well do it properly. It's spooky in the quiet, confident way, not the jump-scare way. Wear it year-round, not just in October, the spirits don't follow a calendar.
⚠️Cautions:
- The "goodbye" on this shirt should be taken seriously, we don't make the rules
- Side effects include being asked "wait, do you actually believe in this stuff" at every party
- Do not use unsupervised, or actually maybe that's fine, we're not your mom
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.