Ouija Board saying GOODBYE Tee
Dark Heather / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Ouija Board saying GOODBYE Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Full board. Full alphabet. Full "yes," "no," and "goodbye," printed across your back in case anyone behind you needs to consult something bigger than a group chat for answers.
This shirt doesn't ask permission, it just sets the board and waits. Wear it if you're the friend who's "just curious" about the paranormal, the one who brought the planchette to the sleepover, or the one who's convinced every flickering light is a sign. The board is ready. The only question is whether you actually want the answer.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Side effects include unsolicited spirit contact, sudden cold spots, and being blamed for every unexplained noise in the house
- Do not use this shirt as an actual Ouija board. We are not responsible for what happens if you try.
- Goodbye is printed in the corner for a reason. Know when to stop.
- Do not use unsupervised, or actually maybe that's fine, we're not your mom
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.