Secure in my femininity Tee - Disgraced Edition
Black / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Secure in my femininity Tee - Disgraced Edition
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Not defensive. Not explaining himself. Not even a little bit worried about it.
This shirt exists for the man who moisturizes, cries at the end of Marley and Me, owns more than two throw pillows, and has absolutely nothing to prove about any of it. Secure in my femininity is not a confession. It is a flex. Worn by someone who is genuinely, completely, unbothered by your opinion of them.
Therapy unlocked this. The shirt just broadcasts it.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Side effects include excellent skincare, strong emotional intelligence, and knowing exactly how to fold a fitted sheet
- Not suitable for anyone still using "no homo" unironically. Come back when you are ready.
- Side effects include complimenting strangers, having a favorite scented candle, and genuinely listening during conversations
- Wearing this shirt does not count as therapy but it is a very good start
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.