The Don't Correct Me Tee
The Don't Correct Me Tee
We don't know what you're wrong about. We just know you'd rather not hear about it.
This shirt exists for every group chat argument that ended with someone sending a screenshot, every dinner table debate about a celebrity's age, and every time you said something with full confidence and immediately regretted giving anyone the chance to disagree. The shirt isn't asking for permission. It's setting a boundary.
Printed on the back, so by the time someone reads it, the damage of being wrong out loud is already done.
Caution: This shirt will be tested at every family gathering, every work meeting, and any trivia night you're dragged to. Compliance is not guaranteed. Neither is your accuracy.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.