Too Lazy To Haunt You Tee
Black / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Too Lazy To Haunt You Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Being a ghost requires effort. Chains to rattle, doors to slam, at least one dramatic appearance in a mirror. This one took a look at the job description and said no thank you.
Instead it's just sitting there, phone in hand, scrolling through something more interesting than your house. The haunting can wait. The bed rotting cannot. This shirt is for anyone who understands that commitment to a bit only goes so far before you'd rather be on your phone.
⚠️Cautions:
- This shirt is for the person who's too tired to haunt you but will absolutely still judge you from bed.
- This shirt is for the one who'd rather scroll than show up, even in the afterlife.
- This shirt is for anyone whose energy level peaked at "picked up phone."
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.