Too Lazy To Haunt You Tee
Black / XS
$27.00
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$27.00
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Too Lazy To Haunt You Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
He put on the sheet. That was the effort. That was all of the effort. He is not rattling chains, he is not moaning through the halls, he is sitting on your phone doom scrolling at 3AM, completely checked out of the whole haunting thing.
This is the patron ghost of anyone who had big plans today and instead ended up horizontal, phone six inches from their face, doing absolutely nothing productive. He was supposed to terrorize you. He got distracted. Relatable.
⚠️ Cautions:
- Side effects include doom scrolling, ignoring responsibilities, and a battery percentage that's somehow always at 12%
- Do not expect this ghost to show up on time. He is not coming.
- Haunting services may resume tomorrow. No promises.
Why It’s Actually Good:
- No Side Seams: It’s a tubular knit. Why do you care? Because it has no side seams to twist around and annoy you while you’re lying on the couch avoiding responsibilities.
- Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Built to hold its shape, even when you inevitably stretch it out pulling it off after a 3-hour nap.
- Tear-Away Label: No itchy tags. Because you already have enough internal irritation to deal with on a daily basis.
- OEKO-TEX Certified: Apparently, it meets some fancy safety standards. So you can be a hot mess, but at least your shirt is eco-responsible.
The "Don't Ruin It" Care Instructions
We know you're just going to throw this in a pile on your floor, but if you actually want to wash it, here is how I guess:
- Wash: Machine wash cold. With similar colors, unless you want a sad gray-pink shirt.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat. Don't blast it like a furnace.
- Iron: Low heat if you actually care about wrinkles (we don't).
- Chemicals: Do not bleach it. Do not dry clean it. Who dry cleans a shirt that says Mid AF? Be fr.